Random thoughts 2196 to 2210.

2196. Punctuality indicates character. It is not followed to satisfy others. It is discipline. Only arrogant people do not adhere to punctuality.

2197. Serotonin is a brain chemical that controls mood, pain, wellbeing and sexual desire with melatonin. It is found in banana and pomegranate.

2198. How long it takes for the eyes to open after birth? Cows-immediately, goats- 2 hours, cats-6 days, dogs-10 days, humans- after marriage.

2199. People prefer to eat soaked almonds every morning to improve their memory but they forget to soak them in the previous night.

2200. We should control our 5 M. They are 1. Mind, 2. mouth, 3. mood, 4. money and 5. manners.

2201. 1. e-g means example given and not for example. 

2. I-e means in essence and not that is. When do you know about this?

2202. We don’t know how blessed we are. We sleep, we eat, we walk, we work, we play, we laugh, we talk, we love, we earn, we enjoy and we live. What else?

2203. When the father asked his son why mother is sitting quiet , the son said when the mother asked him lipstick, he gave her fevistick by mistake.

2204. Marriage is an understanding to solve the problems together which we did not have earlier.

2205. Salt is a chemical called sodium chloride. Sodium is harmful mineral. Chloride gives salty taste. Divide total salt by 2.5 to get sodium level.

2206. The storage capacity of our brain is limitless. So we cannot forget the unhappy past. We can only make friends with them.

2207. Sisters support brother’s love but brothers do not support sister’s love. Because sisters know what love is but brothers know what boys are.

2208. When her husband sent her a text “your great”, she just corrected him saying “you are great”. He is now thinking that he is a super man.

2209. Abcdefg-means: A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl.

Gfedcba-means :Girls Forget Everything Done Catches a Boy Again.

2210. When he reported about his stolen debit card after 3 months, the cop asked him why delay? He said the thief was spending far less than his wife.