IRONIES IN INDIA!!!

1. Politicians Divide Us, Terrorists Unite Us.

  

2. Everyone Is In a Hurry ,But NO ONE Reaches In Time

3. The actress Earned More Money Playing Mary Kom, Than Mary Kom Earned In Her Entire Career. 

4. Most People Who Fight Over Gita And Quran, Have Probably Never Read Any Of Them.

5. We Rather Spend More On Our Daughter's WEDDING Than On Her EDUCATION

6. The SHOES That We Wear Are Sold In Air Conditioned Show Rooms,The VEGETABLES That We Eat Are Sold On The Footpaths.

7. We Live In A Country Where Seeing A POLICEMAN Makes Us Nervous Rather Than Feeling Safe.

8. In IAS Exam, A Person Writes an Essay About How Dowry Is A Social Evil but His Parents Demand  Dowry In Crores, as He Is An IAS.

9. People Are Obsessed With Screen Guards On Their Smartphones But Never Bother Wearing A HELMET While Riding Bikes.

Artificial Lemon Flavour Is Used For 

"WELCOME DRINK"And Real Lemon Is Used In "FINGER BOWL"