Random thoughts 2136 to 2150.

2136. Until we understand why pizza is made round and packed in a square box and eaten as a triangle, we will not understand the women.

2137. When the FINAL bank balance is going to be zero for every one of us, what is the purpose of amassing wealth instead of a contended life.

2138. The Supreme Court said that a homemaker is no less than a salaried person. Their services cannot be measured in terms of money.

2139. Who is to pay the bill at the restaurant when Man and woman go together ? Is it MEN(U) ? Or is it ME (N) U ?

2140. It is common courtesy or manners to talk as little as possible on the phone and not to disconnect it until the caller finishes his talk.

2141. Ayurveda recommends two meals a day. A big brunch at 11 am and a big meal at 6 pm. It calls a person who eats thrice a day is a rogi (sick).

2142. World shortest woman Jothi Amge from India who is 24.7” met world’s tallest man Sultan Kosen from Turkiye who is 8’3” at California on Monday.

2143. There are always two parties to a marriage. One is always right and the other is the husband.

2144. When we are stressed we eat ice cream, chocolate and sweets. Do you know why? Reverse the word STRESSED. You get DESSERTS.

2145. Whenever you walk with your wife, just hold her hand affectionately. Don’t hesitate to do it. That speaks volumes to her.

2146. I always sympathise with the traffic constable standing in the middle of the road braving the sun, inhaling the dust and serving the public.

2147. What is the opposite of “Children make mistakes in the dark”. Opposite: Mistakes in the dark make children.

2148. Marriage is like going to a restaurant. You order what you want. After seeing what the other person has, you wish you have ordered it.

2149. “à la carte” is ordering individual dishes from a menu in a restaurant. “Table d'hôte” is where a set menu is offered by the restaurant.

2150. As per records DOSA was first found in 6th century. Potatoes came to India in 16th century. So it took 800 years to make Masala Dosa.