POSITIVE THINKING !!!

Here are some examples of positive thinking.

1. Doctor : Your Liver is enlarged

Patient : Does that mean it has space for more whisky ?

(This is called "Positive Thinking"

2. Lady to her dietician :- What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.

Doctor:- How come???

Lady :- According to my weight, my height should be 7.8 feet..

(This is called "Positive Attitude")

3. A Man wrote to the bank. "My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'. I want to know whether it refers to the Bank or my account?”

(This is self confidence in its peak !!)

This one is classic !!

4. A cockroach's last words to a man who was about to kill it : "Go ahead man and kill me, you are a coward. You're just jealous of me because I can scare your wife and you cannot..!!!!"