LET US LAUGH IT OUT

Hi friends, 

To "Laugh" is medicine without side effects. It keeps you in high spirits. It removes your stress and strain. It makes you forget your worries. In Yoga, there is an exercise to laugh out. It is artificial. But jokes are natural. Shall we laugh it out?

CALLS  TO  911

1. Dispatcher: 9-1-1. What is your emergency?

Caller: I heard sounds like gunshots from the last house in the corner.

Dispatcher: Do you have an address?

Caller: No, I have a blouse and slacks. why?

2. Dispatcher: 9-1-1. What is your emergency?

Caller: I am trying to reach nine eleven but my phone does not have an eleven on it.

Dispatcher: This is nine eleven

Caller: I thought you just said nine-one-one

Dispatcher: Yes, madam nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same things.

Caller: Friend, I may be old but I am not stupid.

3. Dispatcher: 9-1-1. What is the nature of your emergency?

Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are very frequent.

Dispatcher: Is this her first child?

Caller: No. You idiot! This is her husband.

4. Dispatcher: 9-1-1.

Caller: I am having trouble breathing. I am out of breath, I think I am going to pass out.

Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?

Caller: I am at a payphone. In the north street.

Dispatcher: Sir, An ambulance is on the way. Are you asthmatic?

Caller: No.

Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?

Caller: Running from the police.

QUOTES:

5. Bus stops in the bus stand.

Auto stops in auto stand

Cycle stops in the cycle stand

Does mosquito stops in mosquito stand?

6. You have water in tender coconut.

You have water in the earth

You cannot use a bore but only a straw in the coconut.

You cannot use a straw but only a bore in the earth.

7. There are many cells in the body

But you cannot put a Sim card in any.

8. If you take a sleeping tablet,  you get to sleep but,

If you take cough medicine,  you don't get cough

9. If you get tooth pain you can remove the tooth.

But if you get leg pain, you can't remove the leg

Nor if you get headache you cannot remove the head.

10. Ishwarya Roy may be a great actor. 

If she drives a Hero Honda,

it is only a Hero Honda, and 

it will not a Heroine Honda.

11. Whatever the efforts it takes, and

whatever the speed it goes, the 

the back wheel cannot overtake

the front wheel.

12. A husband-wife were talking to each other.

WIFE: People say a husband and wife cannot live together in heaven. Is it true?

HUSBAND: That is why it is called heaven.

MAY GOD BLESS YOU.

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