Random thoughts 2226 to 2240.

2226. An umbrella becomes a burden once the rain stops. Similarly loyalty ends when benefits get stopped.

2227. Two rules for a successful marriage. 1. Never fight in the presence of others. 2. Never go to bed without resolving the problem with a hug.

2228. 2get and 2give creates many problems. If we double it to 4get and 4give it will solve many problems. Simple maths.

2229. Love is, when one person who knows all our deepest, darkest, dreadful secrets, and even then who does not think any less of us.

2230. Natural sugars found in fruits, vegetables, and dairy have essential nutrients. Added sugars can lead to obesity, diabetes, and heart disease.

2231. Raising the voice or shouting does not win an argument. We must concentrate on the quality of the points in the discussion. 

2232. Indians do not prefer divorce due to the long legal battles, convincing parents and relatives, and the unsecured second marriage.

2233. Research shows that the children behave 800 times worse in the presence of their mothers compared to anyone including their fathers.

2234. You know why the wives trouble their husbands so much? If not, men will think marriage is a beautiful thing and they will go for another wife.

2235. Do you know why women are not employed in fire services? Because they only know how to start the fire (fight) and not to extinguish the fire.

2236. Marriage is just a fancy term for a girl adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore.

2237. A little boy told his teacher that when he grows up he wants to be a phone which his parents will always hold him and play with him.

2238. A husband needs only two things from his wife. 1. A good bye hug with a smile before leaving. 2. A welcome back hug with a smile after return.

2239. We have to figure out and accept those people who are worth the salt. We are the CEO of our life. Hire, fire and promote accordingly.

2240. When a man loves a woman she becomes his weakness. When a woman loves a man he becomes her strength. This is called exchange of power.