A man hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day. He took the cat 20 blocks away from his home and left it at the park.
As he was getting home, the cat also walked the distance and came home.
The next day he decided to leave the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast there and headed home.
When he came back home, there was the cat! He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat always kept coming back home.
At last, he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again, and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.
Hours later he called his wife and asked
"Honey , is the cat there?" "Yes", the wife answered, "why do you ask?"
Frustrated, the man answered, “I have lost my route, and I need directions!"
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