Some delightful demotivating quotes

 1. Motivating messages motivate positively. De-motivating messages motivate negatively.

2. Every dead body on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person, so…better to calm down.

3. Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason may be we are stupid and make bad decisions.

4. Just because we accept a person as he is that doesn’t mean we have lost hope that he will improve.

5. If life does not break us today, don’t worry. It will try again tomorrow.

6. A thousand-mile journey starts with one step. Falling into a ditch and breaking our neck also starts with one step.

7. Today is the first day of the rest of our life. But yesterday was also like that. See how it has turned out to be.

8. It could be that our purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.

9. Just because you are unique that does not mean that you are useful.

10. Do you hate your job? There is another group like that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.

 

11. I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

12. If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people to whom he has given it to.

13. Nothing says ‘you’re a loser’ more than owning a motivational poster about being a winner.

14. Not everything is a lesson. Sometimes you just fail.

15. Fate is a strange, unpopular restaurant where waiters bring us things we never asked for and we don't like.

16. Go ahead and take risks in life – it gives the rest of us something to laugh at.

17. There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.