1126. If a devotee was allowed to take either a statue of Lord Ram made of stone or a statue of Ravan made of 24 carats of gold, which one will he take?
1127. A fine is a tax for doing a wrong thing. A tax is a fine for doing the right thing.
1128. Women should have some masculinity. Men should have some feminity. 100% masculine or feminine quality in a person is intolerable.
1129. Whether it is a laptop or cellphone, for every 20 minutes, we must look 20 feet away for 20 seconds. This is called the 20:20:20 rule.
1130. A hairdresser may charge more for half bald heads as he has to count and cut very carefully. Care, attention, and skill are needed.
1131. Showing too much care will lead to irritation. Showing too little care will lead to disappointment. A neutral stand is preferable.
1132. If your urine attracts ants you have diabetes. If it dried fast, you have high sodium. If it smells bad, you have high cholesterol. If you forget to unzip, you have Alzheimer's. If you forget the bathroom, you have Parkinson's. If you have peed on your dress, you have an enlarged prostate. If you can't smell it, you have covid-19. If your urine is a pale yellow to gold everything is normal. Hahaha.
1133. English should not be written in the same way we speak. Similarly, it should not be spoken in the same manner we write. Both are quite different.
1134. Please feel happy when people come to you to solve their problems. It is natural to look for the torch only when they are in dark!
1135. If I take any sweets, I get the same taste, same feeling, the same satisfaction. Hence I don’t have any preference or liking for a particular sweet.
1136. Education, devoid of devotion, discipline and dedication, will only pave the way for indulging in dishonest activities.
1137. What is life? Life is not about pleasing oneself. It is about realizing oneself.
1138. Dr Samuel Johnson, an authority in English, once said,” In my nocturnal perambulation, my perpendicularity was changed into horizontality. Can you guess the meaning?
1139. When you wait for a particular bus, all other buses will come except your bus. Moreover, many of your buses will go on the opposite side.
1140. Beware. When you scratch an itching, it will get angry and it will appear in another place beyond your reach on your back.
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