TO LAUGH IS HEALTHY

Hi friends,

1.உனக்கு தெரியுமா? அவர்தான் குருவுக்கு மிஞ்சிய சிஷ்யர்.

ஓ அப்படியா! அவ்வளவு கெட்டிக்காரறா?

இல்லை, மற்ற சிஷ்யர்கள் ஓடிப்போய் விட்டாங்க.

2.ஐந்து வயது சிறுவன் விடாமல் அழுது கொண்டிருந்தான். அவன் தந்தை அவனிடம் வந்து,"ஏன் அழுகிறாய் ஒரு நண்பன் போல் என்னிடம் சொல்" என்றார்.

அதற்கு அவன்," இல்ல மச்சி, இன்னொரு சாக்லேட் கேட்டேன், உங்காலு அடிக்சிறுச்சி" என்றான்

3.ஒரு தாத்தா வீட்டு வாசலில் ஒரு செக்கு இருந்தது. ஒரு மாடு அதை சுற்றி வந்தது. அதன் கழுத்தில் ஒரு மணி இருந்தது. மாடு சும்மா இருந்தால் மணி சத்தம் கேக்காது. தாத்தா ஹேய் ஹேய் என்று சத்தம் போடுவார். மாடு நகர ஆரம்பிக்கும். 

M.A. படித்த தாத்தாவின் பேரன்," ஏன் தாத்தா, மாடு நகராமல் கழுத்தை மட்டும் ஆட்டிநா என்ன பண்ணுவீங்க? என்றான். 

அதற்கு தாத்தா "அது உன்னை மாதிரி M.A. படிக்கவில்லை" என்றார்.

In yoga, they suggest to laugh out to De-stress. Actually, it is an artificial way. It is better to be natural. I give you two incidents that will help you to laugh.

THE ACCIDENT

There was an announcement on the Radio.

"50 people got crushed at the Railway station, one escaped unhurt"

The TV station immediately sent a reporter to interview the person escaped. The reporter asked him what happened? How 50 people got crushed? The man replied that due to a small mistake in the announcement, the accident happened.. 

What was the small mistake?

The person said they announced that the train would arrive on platform 3 shortly. On hearing this, all 50 people moved from the platform to the track nearby to save themselves, but the train wrongly came on the track and they got killed.

The reporter then asked him how you escaped?

He said I was lying on the track to suicide myself. On hearing the announcement  I moved from the track to the platform. But the train did not come on the platform.as announced and I escaped.

5.THE TOURIST

A tourist landed at Chennai Central station. He took an auto to visit various places. Finally, he returned to the station to go to Bangalore. The auto meter showed Rs.200/- He told the driver that the meter started at 25 hence he would pay only 175. The driver objected and demanded 200. The tourist refused and a crowd gathered around them. 

Then the DRIVER told the tourist that he would put him a puzzle and if he answered it correctly then he need not pay. Otherwise, he should pay 200. The TOURIST agreed. The driver told him, "my mother gave birth to a child. It is neither my brother nor my sister. then who else?" The tourist could not answer. He then asked for the answer. The driver said," It is me". The tourist accepted defeat and paid him 200.

He then went to Bangalore. There, he took an auto and went around the city. Finally, he came back to the station to go to Hyderabad. The meter showed Rs/-175. The tourist told the driver that the meter started at 25, so he would pay only 150. The driver objected and a crowd gathered. The TOURIST told the driver that he would put a puzzle and if the driver answered it correctly he would pay 175 otherwise, he would not pay anything. 

He thought that the driver may not know the answer and that he could make a profit. The DRIVER accepted. The tourist told him, "My mother gave birth to a child. It is neither my brother nor my sister, then who else?" The driver could not answer. He accepted defeat and asked for the answer. Then the tourist told him the answer.

" IT IS THE CHENNAI AUTO DRIVER !!!"

6. TEACHER:  Tell me a compound sentence.

     STUDENT:  Stick No Bills.