MY WIFE TOLD ME TO MARRY AGAIN !!!

When you ask a man who you love the most or who is very important to you, he will say outwardly that it is his mother but inwardly it is his wife. For many, the wife is the most wonderful person on earth. Recently, a friend of mine inquired about my wife as to how my sweet 16 is whereas she is actually my sweet 69.

Nowadays, I find my wife indifferent. She is not in her usual self. I find her busy helping the daughter-in-law with the domestic chores, playing all the time with the granddaughter, and talking to her son. She is not attending to me as before. When I pointed out this, you know what she said? Ridiculous. SHE ASKED ME TO MARRY AGAIN if I am unhappy.

I never expected this rebuttal. The woman has her own way of reprimanding the man. The poor fellow can do nothing. The human mind is a devil's paradise. If something bad has entered, it goes on brooding over it until a solution is found. I am no exception. I also started thinking if I am eligible now to marry again at 72? What a shame !! My status will nosedive.

People will mock me. I will become a scapegoat. What do other family members, brothers and sisters, their spouses,  children, grandchildren, friends and above all my son-in-law and daughter-in-law will think about me? I swear,  I do not have any such crooked idea but my mind does not keep quiet. My wife has stirred the hornets' nest.

I asked her who will come forward to marry me at this age? She said I am handsome and smart, hale and healthy, intelligent, without any ailments, without any vices and above all well propertied. I wonder if she knows more about me than I know. Lord Hanuman knew his strength only after another told him about it.

My crooked mind keeps wandering. It started justifying the wrong as right. Lord Rama showed in one avatar how one should be devoted to one's wife and should not think about another woman. The same Lord has shown in another avatar, Krishna, how a person should be able to manage two wives. After all, I am going to do it in one birth.

After all deliberations, I was helpless. I have the habit of consulting my wife when I am in a dilemma. I just wanted to show this piece of writing to her to find out how she reacts. As usual, she read this slowly and steadily, smiled gorgeously, squeezed my neck, and winked at me passionately as if we are lovers. I have understood. I am clean bowled neck and crop. I shall marry her again.

REPEAT POST.

TERRIBLE ENGLISH !!!!

The beauty of any language is in the usage of proper words. We must use the apt word suitable for the place. Otherwise, the beauty of the language is lost. 

I read a posting on FaceBook by a friend about the usage of the English language which is funny and also thought-provoking.

Terrible English by PT sir of a school in a village: Please enjoy.

1) There is no wind in football. 

2) I talk, he talk, why you middle talk? 

3) You rotate the ground 4 times. 

4) You go and understand the tree. 

5) I'll give you clap on ur cheeks. 

6) Bring your parents and your mother and especially your father. 

7) Close the window airforce is coming. 

8) I have two daughters and both are girls.

9) Stand in a straight circle.

10) Don't stand in front of my back 

11) Why Haircut not cut..? 

12) Don't make noise.. principle is rotating in the corridor 

13) Why are you looking at the monkey outside the window when I’m here?

14) You talking bad habit 

15) Give me a red pen of any colour. 

16) Can I have some snow in my cold drink? 

17) Pick the paper and fall into the dustbin. 

18) Both of u stand together separately. 

19) Keep quiet the principal just passed away!

A BIG THANKS FOR THE FRIEND

COUGHING DURING NIGHT.

You cough more when lying down because gravity no longer helps drain mucus and stomach acid, causing them to pool in the throat, triggering irritation and the cough reflex, common with issues like postnasal drip, GERD, asthma, or COPD. Lying flat makes it easier for stomach acid to rise and mucus from sinuses to drip down the throat, leading to increased irritation and coughing. 

Common Reasons for Nighttime Coughing

• Postnasal Drip: Mucus from sinuses and nose drips down the throat when you're flat, irritating airways.
• GERD (Acid Reflux): Stomach acid flows back up into the esophagus and throat, causing irritation.
• Asthma: Airways become more inflamed and sensitive at night, triggering coughing fits.
• COPD/Chronic Bronchitis:Inflammation and mucus in airways worsen when lying down.
• Heart Failure: Fluid can build up in the lungs when lying flat, causing coughing.
• Environmental Factors: Dry air, dust from bedding, or allergens can exacerbate nighttime coughing. 

What to Do

• Elevate Your Head: Use pillows to keep your head higher than your chest.
• Humidify: Use a humidifier to add moisture to the air.
• Stay Upright After Eating: Avoid eating large meals close to bedtime.
• Keep Bedding Clean: Reduce dust and allergen exposure. 

When to See a Doctor

If your cough is persistent, severe, or accompanied by fever, chest pain, or difficulty breathing, see a doctor to rule out underlying conditions like heart failure, pneumonia, or worsening lung diseases.

Source: Google.

Random thoughts 3366 to 3380.

3366. Marriage without intimacy feels empty. Intimacy is its oxygen. It’s not only about passion - it’s about comfort, safety, and love.

3367. It is not about who you were. It is about who you are and who will be. Your present condition and your future achievements matter.

3368. In the end your greatest achievement will be how your children take care of you. Everything else is just nothing.

3369. The wife is happy when her husband is sincere. When the husband is happy his wife becomes suspicious.

3370. Excessive social media and internet usage harms children in two ways: instant gratification and social isolation.

3371. 'monkey-barring' is maintaining current romantic relationship while forming a new love connection, with the intention to leave.

3372. Caesarean deliveries in India rose from 8.5% in 2005 to 21.5% in 2021, which is above the WHO-recommended levels.

3373. When the happenings are favourable to us, we are happy. When things are not advantageous to us, we feel unhappy.

3374. '10-30-50' formula is In your 20s: Save 10%, save 30% of their income in their 30s, and In your 40s: Save 50%.

3375.  dating is Instead of sudden breakup, gradually reducing affection, communication, and emotional presence.

3376. Empty Nest Syndrome is the feelings of grief, loneliness, and purposelessness that parents experience when they live alone.

3377. Don’t worry at any time that you have become old. Please remember that dry fruits are more valuable than fresh fruits.

3378. Calf muscles act as body's "second heart" as they maintain circulation and pump blood back to the heart.

3379. It found that Gen Z (aged 12 to 28) are now unhappier than middle-aged people. Actually happiness declines in middle age.

3380. A new drug, Baxdrostat, significantly lowered very high blood pressure offering hope to millions with uncontrolled hypertension.

THE REASON TO MARRY.

A man and a woman who decided to marry each other went to a sanyasi to seek his blessings. 

When they prostrated before him and sought his blessing, the saint told the woman to go to another room.

After she went, he asked the man why did he want to marry her. He replied, that she was beautiful, intelligent, educated, well employed, and propertied. Hence he wanted to marry her. Then he told him to go to the other room and called the woman.

When she came back, he asked her the same question about why she wanted to marry him. For this, she replied that he was handsome, intelligent, educated, well employed and propertied. Hence she wanted to marry him.

The sanyasi then called them and said, he was sorry to say that both of them were unfit to marry each other. They did not love each other. They loved only the material benefits of the other which were not permanent in life. To marry, they should love each other which alone would give them happiness.

THE VALUE OF MONEY.

Two boyhood friends met after a long time. They studied together during their younger days. 

One was a wealthy businessman and the other was about to take up sainthood. They met in a small town and they were proceeding to another town.

On their way, there found a river in floods. Both had the urgency to cross the river to reach the other side. 

There was no bridge to cross the river. A boatman was sitting nearby with a boat. The businessman requested him to take them to the other side.

He said since the river was in spate and it was dangerous to live. The saint kept quiet but the businessman asked him how much he charged to cross the river. He said he charged Rs.100/. The businessman then offered him Rs1000/.

Lured by the handsome offer, he agreed and all the three got into the boat. After reaching the other side, the businessman sarcastically told the sanyasi, "See what money could do. Why do you want to renounce and become a saint without money?" 

The sanyasi replied, " My dear friend, you could not cross the river until you had the money in your pocket. Only after renouncing the money you were able to cross the river. You could never cross the river by keeping the money in your pocket."